- Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
- Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
actually the worst acting in the fuckin world
she winked with both eyes
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
whenever you get stressed out just remember that ryan lochte passed high school. if he can do that you can do anything
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
(Source: dolaredola)
why do all the grunge blogs use these
☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺
are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged
soft grunge gym badges
the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
Chris Person fixed TIME’s new magazine cover. Now it’s accurate. (TIME version #1, Person edit #2)
Update: And here’s another stellar contribution from @direlog
EXCELLENT
From @EARNEST_CYBORG9
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
We only ever define our sexuality for other peoples benefit, I doubt there really is such a thing. Attraction is real, and attraction has no rules.
tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend
amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
(Source: tidull)
